6th
I was in the middle of a meeting on a project with a deadline in the morning, and I read this and nearly died laughing…
An Excerpt from “Clifford: The Big Red Dog”How could they have been so stupid? To drive a red van into a neighborhood where Clifford lived was just asking for it. After all, the dog’s only real hope for consensual sex had passed when the last Brontosaurus dropped dead.
Bill was at work so he missed the fireworks, but police officers later told him that his gigantic dog had sexually ravaged the van for nearly two hours before it overturned, injuring most of the senior citizens inside.
As he sipped his whiskey, Bill watched through the window at the attempt to tow away the damaged automobile. Though most of the crowd had dispersed, one senior citizen remained. Sitting on the curb, the man stared blankly ahead at nothing. Despite his trembling fingers, a long line of ash had collected on his forgotten cigarette.
“I’m fucking finished,” Bill thought to himself.
